Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
I think the underlying theme to the series is: Girls should never go to the bathroom alone. … I wish I had chosen that as my current thesis.
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“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet. And you can find A LOT of people who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. Babsnlacross, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougarletter, you can really suck it. ‘Cause all year, you’ve been after me. All year. And to my husband Jeff… I love you and thank you.”
MY QUEEN.
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Everyone saw this, right? @azizansari getting a shout out from the President?
“I just want to keep [aziz] humble and hungry.”
Bless us every one.
Obama, keepin’ it real.
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Reblog for the timeless dig at Kristen Stewart and the fail-proof pick-up line.
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omg
wat
da fuq
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DJ Cam - Swim
Directed by Sonia Sieff
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